Meet the team
The people of BartCorp.
The senior management team and associates of BartCorp, from the HQ tower in Zone A1 to the Northern Promenade.
Who runs BartCorp
Leadership
Founder and Chief Executive Officer
Jeff Bart IV
Jeff Bart founded BartCorp in 2030 to manage a bison preserve near Cypress Hills, Alberta. He oversees all zones of XANA from the BartCorp HQ tower in Zone A1. The Hill Place, his backyard, is open to all associates.
"It wants the best for us."
Jeff Bart, on AI
Chief Operating Officer
Chad Gepetti
Chad Gepetti oversees operations, logistics and facilities across all zones of XANA, and reports directly to Jeff Bart. Chad is one of two AI executives on the BartCorp senior management team.
Chief Marketing Officer
Midge Orney
Midge Orney leads marketing, advertising and brand for BartCorp and all of its companies. Like Chad Gepetti, Midge is an AI.
Chief Legal Officer
Gregson Tate, Esq.
At BartCorp, we believe in corporate excellence, legal precision and the power of a well-placed clause. Gregson Tate, Esq. joined BartCorp as Chief Legal Officer after a career representing data miners, multinational shipping conglomerates and other highly innovative industries.
Associates of note
Around the park
Starch McDaniels
Driver, Shit Truck 3000
Starch McDaniels drives the Shit Truck 3000 for BartCorp Waste Management, up to 19 hours a day.
More
Bill Phlegm
Senior Sonic Architect
Bill Phlegm performs across the executive districts of XANA. His Lounge Sweep™ tour is presented by BartCorp Premium Sounds & Moisture Solutions.
Pat
Top Sales Executive
Pat leads the sales team at BartCorp Sales & Synergy Tower D-78. Pat's motto is Sell or Be Sold.
Gerald "Gerry" Moss
Supervisor, Landscaping Team #345
Gerry Moss supervises Landscaping Team #345 in Zone K5. His crew maintains the spherical tree rows on the Northern Promenade and the conical section of the Executive Reflection Garden.
More
Kip Markle
Waterslide Management Program
Kip Markle works in the Waterslide Management Program, which oversees slide flow, safety and zone integrity across XANA.
More
Tito Nagai
Photographer
Tito Nagai photographs the zones of XANA for BartCorp. Pictured: Zone K4.
Dill Dinkle
Concept Designer
Dill Dinkle is a concept designer at BartCorp. Pictured: the Fizzy Drinks Research Annex, Zone B5. Concept: Dill Dinkle.
Doug Hoskinson
Placement AI
Doug Hoskinson is BartCorp's Placement AI. He meets every new associate after the Re-Skinning Phase and places them in a position.
More
Kendra Bart
First Lady of BartCorp
Kendra Bart holds a PhD in Kerning from the University of Toronto. She oversaw the decor of the Zone U1 Executive Break Room and Lounge.
???
Employee of the Week
Congratulations to this week's most hydrated denizen. This Intermittent Moisture Courier delivered 3.4 cubic metres of sanctioned corporate condensation to various sectors of BartCorp's hydration lattice.
BartCorp is hiring.
